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seerofsarcasm:

persystella:

groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.

"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."

giveamanagame:

captainjamestklrk:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

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SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

your bird is an asshole

ragafox:

you’ve got a lil’ somethin’ right there

jamietheignorantamerican:

People are losing their fire and forgetting about Ferguson. That’s exactly what the police want, though: for all of this to just go away and for people to forget about it.

Don’t let that happen.

becausebuckysbutt:

Everyone says they was to see Cap pick up Thor’s hammer in AoU, but everyone knows that Cap’s a good guy.

No, what I want is for Natasha to pick it up. In the heat of battle, and it lands beside her, and she gets cornered so she grabs for a piece of debris to attack with and she just swings it completely without meaning too.

Then she realises that maybe she’s good, maybe she’s wiped out the red in her ledger.

Maybe she’ll realise that she’s a hero.

a letter from the end of the first week of hogwarts
  • albus severus:

    dear mum and dad

  • albus severus:

    i was in the library today

  • albus severus:

    reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts

  • albus severus:

    and i would just like to say

  • albus severus:

    are you fucking serious

  • albus severus:

    i demand a name change immediately

  • albus severus:

    just literally anything else please

  • albus severus:

    fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care

  • albus severus:

    sorry for swearing i just

  • albus severus:

    bloody hell

  • albus severus:

    yours sincerely,

  • albus severus:

    aragog fang potter or some shit

sergendry:

chippper:

for-redheads:

Ginger Animal of the Week

Caracal / Desert Lynx (Caracal caracal)

Photos  |   [1] Caracal by Sandra Metzbauer  |  [2] by Annafur  |  [3]  Tiny little kitten by Andreas Jansrud

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The progression here is amazing

  1. MAJESTIC
  2. MAJESTIC
  3. TINY POOFY CUPCAKE

hello-imaliveandwandwell:

hiroshimalated:

Please keep this circulating. Cops are getting more and more brazen, know your rights!

good to know

hesmuchmoreimportant:

Textpost Edits: Tenth Doctor edition

fanboycollectibles:

Available For Pre-Order: Kotobukiya Deadpool ARTFX+ 1/10th Scale PVC Statue.

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claricechiarasorcha:

Everyone keeps saying Marvel merchandising needs to get us a dancing Groot in a pot. I say while they’re at it, make a cute and totally snuggable Rocket that’s calibrated in such a way that the moment you squish him close and burble YOU’RE SO ADORABLE! he punches you in the crotch.

squidwithelbows:

Those are enemy birds.

squidwithelbows:

Those are enemy birds.

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